Weird Earl's Archive
Be afraid.
submitted by hopey1
For that shiny smile, see Mr. Bling.
submitted by JK
Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette.
submitted by Mike Tocci
"He sleeps with the fishes."
submitted by Jack Hannon
Cat scan.
submitted by Billy Rubin
"He was a real gem of a guy, a diamond in the rough."
submitted by Wonko the Sane
Have a boatload of fun!
submitted by Ryan N. Wilcox
A funny site about serious 'cue.
submitted by Chesnakas
Meet Wowbagger and get insulted.
submitted by Richard Karsmakers
Don't know where your money goes? Find out.
submitted by USCDiver
Just follow the signs.
submitted by vinochica
When it's just a filthy mess.
submitted by hopey999
A-M-E-N!
submitted by Zhora
Riddle me this.
submitted by Daniel Chait
Born to be mild.
submitted by Karen Lingel
Let "Bob" answer your questions.
submitted by Colleen Murphy
No rodent left behind.
submitted by lanfrankie
Have a ball shopping here!
submitted by Jim Ward
I can see your house from here.
submitted by chique
Need a hobby? Start a cult!
submitted by hopey1
Like the Christmas Club but it takes slightly longer to collect.
submitted by Monc
Get a (medieval) job.
submitted by Ice Wolf
An out of this world site.
submitted by hopey1
Get the weather for wherever (or whatever) you might be.
submitted by Rick Kasten
Got a favorite link? Pornolize it! (Of course, if you're reading this at the off
submitted by Theresa Dyer
Inconceivable.
submitted by Jerry and Motoko Cullins
Lover, were can you be?
submitted by malaka
We have no idea what the heck this is but it sure lives up to the name. (Don't l
submitted by Sallucido
Absolutely brilliant. (Don't miss the "Star Wars" intro.)
submitted by Doug Armbrust
Driver education. (May take a little time to load, be patient.)
submitted by Thanks to Bill Pulis
Where Evil shops.
submitted by Elenfair
Meet Mr. Methane.
submitted by liebk
'Cause you just don't know when you might need to curse in Swedish.
submitted by Colleen Murphy
What does your future hold? Ask here.
submitted by Veracity
Join the Squirrel Defense League.
submitted by MLC
Help wanted. (Takes time to load but it's worth it.)
submitted by Rutabegger
Visit the Kingdom of Alphaland.
submitted by Morro
Thank you for not breeding.
submitted by glamont
A site for all you navel gazers.
submitted by Per
Spam for your listening pleasure.
submitted by Grant C. Anderson
Superlaugh.
submitted by Randy Lee
We dunno art but we know what makes us laugh.
submitted by flapcats
That's your opinion.
submitted by Jerry Bierema
Watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen. (Give it a little time to load.)
submitted by Thanks to Carole Nowicke and a cast of thousands
Baywatcheth.
submitted by Abraham Eng
Have trumpet, will travel. Don't say we didn't warn you.
submitted by Thanks to Dr. Carole Nowicke
Come as you are.
submitted by Toledowlf
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