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Uncle Dad! submitted by Chris Tomlinson
Metaspy. By their web seaches shall ye know them. submitted by Pipeliner
Now we're cooking . . . but not with gas.
Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics. submitted by Jim Petty
Carpal Tunnel Onset Accelerator. Click Here.
When you're tired of singing "old lang's eme." submitted by Matthew Holm
America, you are in deep denial! submitted by Eutychus55
Reindeer Flight School. Bouncy. submitted by Doug Armbrust; thanks to Zthing
The William Shatner Stalker Test. submitted by Claire Petersky
Monolithic Dome Institute. If you're tired of that ticky-tacky. submitted by Max Wright
Where would the Amish be without the Internet? submitted by Jillgat
The Visible Human Project. Check out "the animated trip through the VH Male cryo
Elf Bowling2. Warning! Elves in thongs! submitted by Thanks to YerRanger
Eric Harshbarger, artist. Don't miss the Mona Lisa . . . in LEGO blocks. submitted by Lazarus Long
Presidential Candidate Dress-Up! (Lawyers, judges, canvassing boards not include submitted by DrainBead
It's feminine hygiene! It's a Christmas project! submitted by Sarah Beck, thanks to Jillgat
The Toaster Oracle. Prognostication by the slice.
Flight Suits: Parakeet Undies! submitted by black455
See, things could be worse. submitted by LaurAnge
Distort the Presidential candidates. Do unto them as they do unto us. submitted by DavidB
The Bush-Gore Dance. Will it never end? submitted by Thanks to Sandi Ferguson
God's own homepage. Everybody's in cyberspace these days. submitted by Dragwyr
Bush or Gore: A New Era Dawns! submitted by Thanks to SJF1959
Kitty Porn. Never mind. submitted by Dragwyr
Alba, the fluorescent bunny. Glows in the dark for Easter! submitted by Christopher Wm. Agnew
Wacky Patents. Most inventive..
Sushi Fortune Telling. Oracle on a plate with wasabi on the side.
Driveways of the Rich and Famous. submitted by Crunchy Frog
http://www.mchawking.com/ Meet Stephen Hawking, gangsta rapper. submitted by Jim Petty
Live Jail Cam. The easy way to stay in touch with Dad! submitted by cyberminkie
So You've Decided To Be Evil. A step-by-step guide. submitted by Robert Goodman
The Official Rock Paper Scissors Strategy Guide. submitted by cyberminkie
com/cgi- bin/WebObjects/HungerSite The Hunger Site. This one's legit. submitted by Matt Gilleece
Live cam in the Oval Office! submitted by Dragwyr
Ship of Fools: the magazine of Christian unrest. submitted by Ranger Jeff
The College of Perpendicular Logic. submitted by Dragwyr
Art Frahm, artist of underwear failure. submitted by Larasaurus
Just the thing after you've gotten your Slug Signorino coffee mug. submitted by Eutychus
Rubberburner.c om. Home of Curry, a slim and handsome race car driver. submitted by Lynn Bodoni
The Second Coming Project. Let's clone Jesus! submitted by LamontCr
Baiting.com. Don't mess with these guys
criminal-search Look up your FBI file! submitted by Jane Ranshaw
Assault with a friendly weapon.
Are you rapture ready?
/Senate/2680/ Americans for Purity. Is this for real? submitted by ketida
Disturbing Auctions. I'll say. submitted by JillGat
e.htm Super Postal Workers. The USPS goes anime. Don't use the AOL browser. submitted by Dragwyr
Chia pet disposal: new environmental threat? submitted by JillGat
Cowdance.com. Moove that body
m The Hyper Dimensional Resonator. A mid-size time machine for only four easy pa submitted by Matt Gilleece
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