Weird Earl's Archive
Pity your favorite website, get it T'inated, sucka!
submitted by DijonWarlock/Utlanning
The dark side of Legomania.
submitted by peepthis
There once was a site that wrote verse . . .
submitted by Pipeliner
What an ass.
submitted by Pygmy Twylyte
Get a (artificial) life.
submitted by tanstaafl
Are you a snitch?
submitted by an anonymous Doper snitch
The dictionary for words that oughta be.
submitted by Jill Huntsberger
Get moodulated.
submitted by Lin Sims
Find the quark. (Note: JavaScript must be enabled to play.)
submitted by Karen Lingel
Another site for crappy gifts.
submitted by Chris Bliesman
Fred was not well. But it all worked out in the end.
submitted by Beth O'Hara"
Welcome to the Redneck Roundup! First, bad fences make funny neighbors.
submitted by kresty
Let Elmer Fudd rewrite your webpage.
submitted by DirkGntly
Got a minute? Read a book!
submitted by templarjh@ou.edu
Meet the Commander of the Grand Cosmic Squadron.
submitted by Charlie Strauss
Live to eat? Chow down!
submitted by Thanks to Beth Sopko
You ARE the search engine.
submitted by Jillgat
Rolling on the river. (Do not try this at home.)
submitted by Jeff Olsen; also DirkGntly
If I ruled the world.
submitted by Colin Wilkinson
Figure, Action Figure. License to kill NOT included.
submitted by Yer Ranger
A fascinating experiment: Flo Control
submitted by WillGolfForFood
For those that just can't hold it.
submitted by De Cujus
They fight crime!
submitted by LaurAnge
Betcha didn't know Middle Earth was in LegoLand.
submitted by Arnold Winkleried
Read the secret diaries of the Ring.
submitted by Eutychus
Hail, hail Ladonia!
submitted by Patty Marvel
Sex is in the brain. And all over this site. (Warning: This site, while not X-ra
submitted by sublemon
The local version of "Disney on Ice."
submitted by Michelle Hudak
Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens. Randomly.
submitted by David Croy
Life, the universe, and Pong.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
They stand behind their products but we sure wouldn't.
submitted by Brian Skiles
What time is it?
submitted by Brant Boucher
Zombie Alert!
submitted by Scott Barber
The Internet is everywhere.
submitted by MontereyGo
The latest weapon in the garden wars.
submitted by Karen Lingel
O Jose, can you see?
submitted by Pétur Gauti Valgeirsson
Jesus, that's a big truck!
submitted by Patrick Gilbert
God said it, that's enough for us.
submitted by Fletch
Because tinfoil beanies are so tacky.
submitted by Uigi
Riding the waves.
submitted by Rol
"The most unusual two pound vehicle accessory in the world."
submitted by Texas Playboy
Sweets to the sweet.
submitted by JHuntsberger
Boon-ga Boon-ga!
submitted by mouthbreather
Go read a book. NOTE: Adults only, please.
submitted by Len
You have the right to remain silent . . .
submitted by Morro
Be sure to wear your (pocket) protection on this site. NOTE: This parody site ha
submitted by Frognogdaddy
Start your own damn band!
submitted by Robert Geer
Play along with Professor Theramin.
submitted by Fear Itself
Unleash the Tiger!
submitted by JoAnna Black
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