Weird Earl's Archive
My cat hates you.
submitted by Colleen Murphy
A most cockeyed look at life.
submitted by Dane
If you got a toilet, you can make music.
submitted by lapiglet
It's a miracle! And it holds your pants up.
submitted by upwardbound1
We're not sure what this is about but it looks like the love and money combo pla
submitted by Thanks to MontereyGo
Are you being Nannied?
submitted by Thanks to Terey1
A neat place for word play.
submitted by Martin Wallace
Someone annoy the crap out of you? Here's the perfect gift.
submitted by Ayesha
Whatchawannado? Learn how.
submitted by Kat
Meet Mr. Winkle, he's a . . . a . . . aw, he's cute.
submitted by Pike236
The newest home of porn: Legoland.
submitted by psychogumby
Picky, picky, picky.
submitted by Thanks to MontereyGo
Everybody feng shui tonight.
submitted by Tere Pulliam
Vroom!
submitted by Trevor Jobling
This explains everything.
submitted by Deborah 909
A way to make prime numbers bearable.
submitted by Dave Dwyer
Dubya gets down on the dance floor.
submitted by ncbiii, knoxville
Give your dog a treat.
submitted by Jocelyn Brown
The Sasquatch Militia wants you.
submitted by Adam E. Frey
Oh barf.
submitted by Jeremy Benton
Don't run around like a chicken with your head . . . don't be like Mike.
submitted by Chappy Ware
Do you have what it takes to be a certified bitch?
submitted by Dragwyr
Join the SAL for understanding, support and respect for lobsters. (We respect th
submitted by Joyful Girl0713
Welcome to Blorple Falls.
submitted by Richard B. Irell
Everything you've ever suspected about clowns is true.
submitted by Not for those with coulrophobia; you know who you are.
Become an Airhead, it's all most improbable.
submitted by Laura Lynch
Leonard Nimoy needs to eat more salsa.
submitted by Eutychus55
You best back off from the Samuel Jackson Soundboard. (Not for those easily offe
submitted by Maximum Override
Need a hero? Make one yourself!
submitted by Kat
Discover the way of Zen.
submitted by Sushila
Meet George: EE, celebrated prize winner, pyrofreakingmaniac.
submitted by Douglas E. Soutter
Beer: more dangerous than you think. (Do we really have to tell you don't try th
submitted by Bill Pulis
It's the JoeForman MicroGerbil 2001! More fun than a frog in a blender. (Require
submitted by Steve Shelnutt
Maybe not so weird but a great idea: plant a historic tree!
submitted by Thanks to Jill Magruder
The Robot Rock Critic: They've finally done it. And in top form.
submitted by John Gorenfeld
Brace yourself.
submitted by SteveB
Some try to cure cancer, others invent truly useful things. Like this.
submitted by Richard Jones
He's having a devil of a time.
submitted by Mike T.
Skip over to this site.
submitted by Starbury
And you think your job gets you all bent out of shape.
submitted by ChappyWare
Freedom! You have nothing to lose but your pants!
submitted by jti
Let Eric display your emotions.
submitted by Carriel21
He's the marvelous crooning child.
submitted by Maximum Override
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