Weird Earl's Archive
Arts and crap.
submitted by sfdawn
Real ultimate Ninja Power!
submitted by Bikebrims
Your own personal Jesus?
submitted by Darkfox
No, really, it's all about cleaning products.
submitted by Garfield226
Every breath you take.
submitted by BCorr
Did Revelations foretell Star Wars?
submitted by Lucy Falkner
The birth of the boobs.
submitted by Bernard Morey
What a doll!
submitted by Not for children, please.
This is no rope-a-dope.
submitted by PearsLa
Gross!
submitted by Jillgat
Why did the squirrel cross the road?
submitted by chrissie
Falling over backward to bring you the latest in scientific research.
submitted by jamesl
It can be done anywhere.
submitted by Jack M. Webster
Yes you are.
submitted by ZgyStardst
Take one down, pass it around, code.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Our New Year's Eve Special: the place for what ails you the morning after. Go he
submitted by Vince Pennachi
It's The Spizzerinctum Page -- and no, it's not what you think.
submitted by Craig Shields
Just what we need right now, The Institute of Official Cheer.
submitted by Pipeliner
Sing along with the Christmas Chicks.
submitted by Chupacabra
The perfect gift for the major award winners in your life. Remember, it's fra-gi
submitted by Miss Creant
We found it by accident and we approve.
submitted by Superdude
Have a slice of spam-ku.
submitted by Chronos
Meet Derek. He shops at Wal-Mart. Perhaps he can buy a life.
submitted by Beth O'Hara
More in the grand tradition of "All your base"' and "Gonads and strife." Yatta!
submitted by Benjamin Tucker; Macromedia Flash required, give it time to load
Cute n'cuddly puppets. NOT for children or those easily offended, please.
submitted by Charmian
Holiday lights!
submitted by Jill Huntsberger; UL listed, requires Macromedia Flash 4 to run.
Because wrestlers have needs too.
submitted by Steve Ford
My cat hates you.
submitted by Colleen Murphy
A most cockeyed look at life.
submitted by Dane
If you got a toilet, you can make music.
submitted by lapiglet
It's a miracle! And it holds your pants up.
submitted by upwardbound1
We're not sure what this is about but it looks like the love and money combo pla
submitted by Thanks to MontereyGo
Are you being Nannied?
submitted by Thanks to Terey1
A neat place for word play.
submitted by Martin Wallace
Someone annoy the crap out of you? Here's the perfect gift.
submitted by Ayesha
Whatchawannado? Learn how.
submitted by Kat
Meet Mr. Winkle, he's a . . . a . . . aw, he's cute.
submitted by Pike236
The newest home of porn: Legoland.
submitted by psychogumby
Picky, picky, picky.
submitted by Thanks to MontereyGo
Everybody feng shui tonight.
submitted by Tere Pulliam
Vroom!
submitted by Trevor Jobling
This explains everything.
submitted by Deborah 909
A way to make prime numbers bearable.
submitted by Dave Dwyer
Dubya gets down on the dance floor.
submitted by ncbiii, knoxville
Give your dog a treat.
submitted by Jocelyn Brown
The Sasquatch Militia wants you.
submitted by Adam E. Frey
Oh barf.
submitted by Jeremy Benton
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