Weird Earl's Archive
A slice of frog life. A lot of slices, in fact.
submitted by Thanks to Lory Reese
A March special Weird Earl, go fly a kite!
submitted by Thanks to Melis Roberts
All your base are belong to us!
submitted by The Lurker
She's in the jailhouse now.
submitted by Philistine
Stupid Net tricks.
submitted by chronos
Your dictionary word for the day: ossuary.
submitted by Houston Man
More proof that clowns are truly scary. Ouch!
submitted by Thanks to Terey1
It's not pretty when a web server cries. (Give it a minute to load.)
submitted by Lynn's Friend
Dude, they're just cartoons! (Not for the easily offended.)
submitted by colvin
Is that a balloon in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
submitted by Chris Tomlinson
Secret Agent Dopester. Get your code name here.
submitted by Togepi no Miko
Take the red pill and find out. It's just good thinking.
submitted by Colin Wilkinson
Objectum-sexuality . . . among other stuff.
submitted by weirddave
"Evil deserves more than an educated guess."
submitted by Freyr
They're all little boys at heart. But this is . . . scary.
submitted by ZgyStardst
French cows say "meuh," those snots.
submitted by Jonathan K.
The couch on Pooh corner. (Scroll down past the letters.)
submitted by Courtesy of Shetlandgrrrl
Cartoons for the adult set. (Macromedia Flash needed.)
submitted by Peter Thomas
A look at this site and you'll be saying "Jesus."
submitted by HeatherF
Spud missiles.
submitted by billc
If you missed the article in the Orpington and Chislehurst News Shopper.
submitted by ellykat
The gift they'll scoop up!
submitted by Uncle Beer
For all you rodent lovers out there.
submitted by Dragwyr
J2K.
submitted by Jason Hart
SoDamnHip. And proud of it.
submitted by MajorBreakdown
Marxist theory and practice.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Uncle Dad!
submitted by Chris Tomlinson
Metaspy. By their web seaches shall ye know them.
submitted by Pipeliner
Britney's Guide to Semiconductor Physics.
submitted by Jim Petty
When you're tired of singing "old lang's eme."
submitted by Matthew Holm
America, you are in deep denial!
submitted by Eutychus55
Reindeer Flight School. Bouncy.
submitted by Doug Armbrust; thanks to Zthing
The William Shatner Stalker Test.
submitted by Claire Petersky
Monolithic Dome Institute. If you're tired of that ticky-tacky.
submitted by Max Wright
Where would the Amish be without the Internet?
submitted by Jillgat
Elf Bowling2. Warning! Elves in thongs!
submitted by Thanks to YerRanger
Eric Harshbarger, artist. Don't miss the Mona Lisa . . . in LEGO blocks.
submitted by Lazarus Long
Presidential Candidate Dress-Up! (Lawyers, judges, canvassing boards not include
submitted by DrainBead
It's feminine hygiene! It's a Christmas project!
submitted by Sarah Beck, thanks to Jillgat
Flight Suits: Parakeet Undies!
submitted by black455
See, things could be worse.
submitted by LaurAnge
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