Weird Earl's Archive
Joozis!
submitted by sublemon
For those hung up about how their pet isn't.
submitted by BillC
Join the red polka-dotted yellow ribbon campaign
submitted by LilethSC
Not your mother's pantyhose.
submitted by Some Guy
Make the bridesmaid scream! Just like real life, except that this requires Macro
submitted by Thanks to Eric Peterson
Some day my prince will come.
submitted by Bikebrims
When you care enough to send the very worst.
submitted by Note: Macromedia Flash needed, site can be offensive to some.
Adventures in the Sticks.
submitted by Peter Thomas
The site that begs the question.
submitted by LilethSC
The hottest thing in home furnishings.
submitted by Patty Marvel
Anatomy of a pickup line. It's Bone Easy. (Not for the easily offended.)
submitted by Dijon Warlock
Searching for weirdness? Find it here.
submitted by DrainBead, thanks to CnoteChris
One man's trash is another man's weirdness.
submitted by Terey1
We dunno what the heck is going on here. Hatt-baby!
submitted by Tim and Jennifer Burke
The god of your choice, I do believe.
submitted by Patty Marvel
Gentle, strong woman seeks man who can read for comprehension.
submitted by Jane Rosemont
Go play with yourself.
submitted by WonkotheSane
Proof that crime does not pay -- except in embarrassment.
submitted by Patty Marvel
All your base still belong to us!
submitted by Muad'Dib
Get a job!
submitted by WonkoTheSane
The ultimate razor cut.
submitted by Magical Silver Key
Welcome to your confectionary nightmare!
submitted by JillGat
Don't bid!
submitted by WonkoTheSane
Get demotivated.
submitted by JillGat
Fabio! (Maryna) And go exploring The Cave of Lescaux.
submitted by Pipeliner
Mannequin sex. Everybody's doing it! They show you how.
submitted by Fear Itself
A slice of frog life. A lot of slices, in fact.
submitted by Thanks to Lory Reese
A March special Weird Earl, go fly a kite!
submitted by Thanks to Melis Roberts
All your base are belong to us!
submitted by The Lurker
She's in the jailhouse now.
submitted by Philistine
Stupid Net tricks.
submitted by chronos
Your dictionary word for the day: ossuary.
submitted by Houston Man
More proof that clowns are truly scary. Ouch!
submitted by Thanks to Terey1
It's not pretty when a web server cries. (Give it a minute to load.)
submitted by Lynn's Friend
Dude, they're just cartoons! (Not for the easily offended.)
submitted by colvin
Is that a balloon in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
submitted by Chris Tomlinson
Secret Agent Dopester. Get your code name here.
submitted by Togepi no Miko
Take the red pill and find out. It's just good thinking.
submitted by Colin Wilkinson
Objectum-sexuality . . . among other stuff.
submitted by weirddave
"Evil deserves more than an educated guess."
submitted by Freyr
They're all little boys at heart. But this is . . . scary.
submitted by ZgyStardst
French cows say "meuh," those snots.
submitted by Jonathan K.
The couch on Pooh corner. (Scroll down past the letters.)
submitted by Courtesy of Shetlandgrrrl
Cartoons for the adult set. (Macromedia Flash needed.)
submitted by Peter Thomas
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