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You ... light up my ... wife. submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Satire, may be offensive to some.)
The shop for parts you won't find anywhere else. submitted by shadetree mechanic
Eliminate zombies from Japan! (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult situations, not safe for work, not safe for sane)
They're back and flatter than ever. submitted by Capt Kirk
When you want to eat prophylactically, it's more than just using condiments. (NSFW) submitted by DC Bonavoglia (NOTE: May not be safe for work; adult subject matter)
Who knows where the wind blows? These folks. submitted by Jeff Boone
Everyone lives on Google Street. submitted by Jeff Boone
We've all had our awkward times. Here's photographic proof. submitted by Jeff Boone
Check out someone today! submitted by Jeff Boone
Home decor that's out of this world! submitted by Billy Rubin
Come to the table, it's time to eat. submitted by Billy Rubin
Walk a mile in their feet. (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina, who also wrote the tag,, thanks! (NOTE: Not for the sensitive.)
But isn't every day Penis Day? (NSFW) submitted by Mr. Johnson (NOTE: Adult subject matter, penis ensues.)
Life is hard when you're a Tyrannosaurus rex. submitted by Jeff Boone
Pass the popcorn before the movie's over. (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Adult subject matter/language. May not be safe for work.)
That's about the size of it. submitted by Don Drennon
Out of place? Out of time? Or just a hoax? submitted by hoopyfrood
Take a bird's eye view back in time. submitted by Lute Skywatcher, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Katherine Heigl doesn't want your balls. (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Satire/adult subject matter, may not be safe for work.)
Cloak does enable user to live. submitted by crunch704 (Note: May not be safe for work.)
Ooh, baby. submitted by hoopyfrood
You can play with dolls until they get back. submitted by Leslie Becker
Little photoshop of horrors. (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Gruesome subject matter, may upset the sensitive.)
Why don't we do it in the road? submitted by Jeff Boone, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
A view of Hollywood and other places that will make you ask WTH? (NSFW) submitted by Shannon Murphy (NOTE: May not be safe for work)
If you asked me, I could be a book. submitted by Jeff Boone, greatly respected author
Get loaded in your underwear. submitted by the gunny girls
See things in perspective. submitted by Jeff Boone, who is a big guy to us
Let the (artificial) grass grow under your feet. submitted by AngelFelina
Get your game on, zombified. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Don't get caught napping on this deal. submitted by Jeff Boone
Ooh, pretty colors! But mostly WTH? submitted by Jeff Boone
Me talk like human some day. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: May not be safe for work, use with caution)
Home, home on the Radar Range ... in the cause of science submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Not for kids!)
Hercolubus is on the way!
The turtle speaks. submitted by hoopyfrood
Break on through to the other side. submitted by Charles Glasser
Welcome to another episode of WTH? submitted by hoopyfrood,who also wrote the tag, thanks!
And the tail of the horse you rode in on. submitted by Jeff Boone
The Kardashians: America Held Hostage. Fight back. (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: May not be safe for work.)
Another day, another bubble popped. submitted by hoopyfrood
This ain't your usual website. submitted by Billy Rubin
Bee Zombified. submitted by Shannon Murphy
Some of this and that. And Elvis. (Start with Elvis, check out the rest.) submitted by Billy Rubin
Hit the (cold) showers for your health. submitted by hoopyfrood
Nice outfits. Dog not included. submitted by VunderBob
Fun times. Weird photos. (NSFW) submitted by VunderBob (NOTE: Adult themes, images may be disturbing/not safe for work.)
Truth in advertising: Welcome to Weird Santaland. (NSFW) submitted by Bad Santa (NOTE: Mature themes, inappropriate, may not be safe for work)
Essentially. submitted by Jeff Boone
Automotive items so special you won't find them anywhere else. submitted by Billy Rubin, shadetree mechanic
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