Weird Earl's Archive
Just another entrepreneur climbing the pole of success.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Might not be safe for work.)
Text in haste, repent at leisure.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: May not be safe for work, regrettable behavior, bad language)
The point being?
submitted by hoopyfrood
Letters, they get letters.
submitted by the noteworthy Jeff Boone
Hey girl!
submitted by Our favorite boy, Jeff Boone
I don't know your name but your tit looks familiar.
(NSFW) submitted by Jim Boothe (NOTE: So not safe for work, painted flesh)
Hands off my beer!
submitted by AngelFelina
P-P-P-POTUS!
submitted by Prez
Call me Ishmael — a chapter at a time.
submitted by H. Melville
Man's best friend, yes they are.
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult language, cat poop, may not be safe for work)
It's a Beast of a repair job.
submitted by Jeff Boone
These sons of sea dogs will help you sling the lingo today.
submitted by Jolly Roger
It's the stuff of myth. Sure enough.
submitted by Barruel Robison
Welcome to the spiritual and herbal world. Shh, it's a secret!
submitted by kcturner
This site looks funny.
submitted by Douglas G. Soutter (NOTE: Optical images; may be difficult for some.)
Running the Paul Ryan way.
submitted by Jeff Boone, who ran this to us in record time
What do you wear under it? Socks.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
The not so little mermaid, by H.P. Lovecraft.
submitted by AngelFelina, who helped with the tag, thanks!
You realize of course, this means war!
submitted by twobookworms
Notes from the home office ... in a galaxy far, far away.
submitted by twowayradio
They stand accused.
submitted by Billy Rubin
That's a wrap!
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood, who wrote the tag (NOTE: Latex-covered science, work safe?)
Until they invent the thermonuclear flyswatter, this will have to do.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Tis wise to be folly.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Oh, bright boozy college days.
(NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Enjoy college life in moderation.)
Sock it to me!
submitted by twobookworms, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
If I said you had a beautiful pickup line would you hold it against me?
submitted by pdesmond
Nom nom nom sob.
submitted by hh276
Urning your keep, so to speak.
submitted by F.Pu-du-he-pa-as, who also wrote the tag, thanks.
It's kinda like Twister, my Vātsyāyana baby.
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult situations, may not be safe for work)
Welcome to a most exceptional WTH?
submitted by hoopyfrood
Looks weird to us too.
submitted by Douglas G. Soutter
This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight!
submitted by ObiWanK
Not just another crappy website.
(NSFW) submitted by Dave Fuller (NOTE: It's all about poop. Really. Know that going in.)
Look up in the sky, it's mind control!
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
What's happening at the house?
submitted by barmy
Now showing at the Ottoman Metroplex Cinema.
submitted by AngelFelina
He knows animals inside out.
(NSFW) submitted by F.Pu-du-he-pa-as (NOTE: Not for the squeamish/might not be safe for work.)
Even a man who is pure of heart can read the directions.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
On the phone everyone knows you're a dog.
(NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Adult language, may not be safe for work.)
Flash your va-jay-jay. For real. (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult situations/pictures, may not be safe for work)
Push the button!
submitted by Spiderman
Gives new meaning to the term "f*** me shoes."
(NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Adult subject matter, may not be safe for work.)
Fuoorscure-a und sefee yeers egu ourway orefathersfay oughtbray orthfay ...
submitted by Billy Rubin
Where naked people call you by name.
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Nekkid people, may not be safe for work)
That cat is out of the picture.
submitted by Jeff Boone
All Charlie, all the time.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Crazed subject matter, may be inappropriate for work)
Kittehs to play with ... and blow up.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
See the visible moons of Laguna Niguel.
submitted by kmacgowan
There's a hole. At the North Pole. And they want you to help find it.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
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