Weird Earl's Archive
Scared stiff?
submitted by hellpop, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Unhappy ending guaranteed.
submitted by User_Hostile
"I am."You bet.
submitted by cwniles
It's Tezlarific!
submitted by John Turner
Cover your boo-boo in flash.
submitted by tofer17
Bathroom reading.
submitted by tydirium
Demotivate yourself.
submitted by Rico
Kiss my happy antiseptic butt. NOTE: May not be safe for work..
submitted by twistedechoes
It's more crap on the internet.
submitted by Rico
Talk about your warm fuzzies.
submitted by Terey
It's a little weird.
submitted by FrankR
Engineered for real ultimate power!
submitted by hoopyfrood
What goes around can come around all at once.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Look up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane . . . oh no!
submitted by Ceejaytee
See places all over the map.
submitted by user_hostile
Put this on your calendar now.
submitted by John L. Cofer
You can have my Zinfandel when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
submitted by BonzoGal who also wrote the tag, thanks!
You look like you live in Springfield.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
You are HERE.
submitted by Chris
This really blows.
submitted by Ceejaytee
For the baddest ride in the warehouse.
submitted by BlindBoyGrunt
It's a different kind of mashup.
submitted by Briana Mordick
By the signs shall ye know them.
submitted by Paul Hope
Who wears short skorts?
submitted by Barry Rein
It drives like a tank.
submitted by Wind_Dave
Need an attorney? Need one bad? Here you go.
submitted by pdesmond
Must be holy water -- or maybe lightning in a bottle.
submitted by Loren Hudziak
And you thought horseshoes was a corny game.
submitted by miamouse
One, two (trillion), tie your shoe.
submitted by pdesmond
When it comes to zombies you can't be too prepared.
submitted by overclockedkarma
Because you'll ibuy anything.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Batteries and miracles not included.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Want your complete family history? Ask the experts.
submitted by pdesmond
Hey, hey, we're the monkeys. NOTE: May be disturbing. Probably NSFW..
submitted by Monkey Mule, one of the nicer monkeys.
Now you know.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
Mega-pixel.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Let a thousand flowers bloom. (Click and drag.)
submitted by Shannon Murphy
A picture worth a thousand words, give or take.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Why does she stay with him? Beats me! NOTE: Adult themes, NSFW (especially if yo
submitted by overclockedkarma
Beans, beans, the screaming fruit.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Fashion is going to the dogs.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Lingerie that's . . . enlightening. NOTE: May not be safe for work, it's light-u
submitted by Monkey Mule
Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?
submitted by hoopyfrood
Proof that politics really sucks. NOTE: Not safe for work, don't open this at ho
submitted by Chris Farquhar
Are you management material?
submitted by Ben Gilbers
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