Weird Earl's Archive
The most important part of the movie: The toys.
submitted by AngelFelina
Do flatter yourself.
submitted by pdesmond
Not so much weird as ... noteworthy.
submitted by Vincenzo Tortorici (via Facebook)
Preparing for the zombie apocalypse? Load up.
submitted by crunch704
Check out this transit ... or wait until 2117 to catch the next one.
submitted by Fans of Venus
Driving in Swindon is Magic.
submitted by The Scrivener
We are so sorry.
submitted by MonkeyMule, who is so so sorry
Even sharper than a Tiger Mother.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Don't forget your towel today. And thanks for all the fish.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
His fashion style was bulletproof.
submitted by AngelFelina
Ammo in the fight against the dreaded cameltoe.
(NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Underpants subject matter, may not be safe for work.)
Travel back in time to the ancient Roman world. (Not so weird, but very cool.)
submitted by MontereyGo
Less type, more green.
submitted by DesertDog
Not exactly MY Little Pony.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Photoshop can creep you out.
(NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Unusual subject matter, may upset the sensitive.)
Don't let this old site bug ya.
submitted by hoopyfrood
See the Old Masters in the lavatory.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Buddha is everywhere.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Ask them the time of day and they'll build you a clock.
submitted by Mahaloth
Godiva's tits they were afloppin' when her horse was quickly stoppin'.
(NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Adult subject matter.)
All for one, and one for all, and you.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Television has gone to the dogs.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Kids write the darndest things. So do adults.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Running this race could be a no-brainer.
(NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Gruesome subject matter, may upset the sensitive or the slow.
Not your usual cover songs.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Some nudity/adult images, may not be safe for work)
The Big Apple gets poetic about traffic.
submitted by Burma Shave
Visit the game world where aliens are our friends.
submitted by Jeff Boone
You ... light up my ... wife.
submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Satire, may be offensive to some.)
The shop for parts you won't find anywhere else.
submitted by shadetree mechanic
Eliminate zombies from Japan!
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult situations, not safe for work, not safe for sane)
They're back and flatter than ever.
submitted by Capt Kirk
When you want to eat prophylactically, it's more than just using condiments.
(NSFW) submitted by DC Bonavoglia (NOTE: May not be safe for work; adult subject matter)
Who knows where the wind blows? These folks.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Everyone lives on Google Street.
submitted by Jeff Boone
We've all had our awkward times. Here's photographic proof.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Check out someone today!
submitted by Jeff Boone
Home decor that's out of this world!
submitted by Billy Rubin
Come to the table, it's time to eat.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Walk a mile in their feet.
(NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina, who also wrote the tag,, thanks! (NOTE: Not for the sensitive.)
But isn't every day Penis Day?
(NSFW) submitted by Mr. Johnson (NOTE: Adult subject matter, penis ensues.)
Life is hard when you're a Tyrannosaurus rex.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Pass the popcorn before the movie's over.
(NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Adult subject matter/language. May not be safe for work.)
That's about the size of it.
submitted by Don Drennon
Out of place? Out of time? Or just a hoax?
submitted by hoopyfrood
Take a bird's eye view back in time.
submitted by Lute Skywatcher, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Katherine Heigl doesn't want your balls.
(NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Satire/adult subject matter, may not be safe for work.)
Cloak does enable user to live.
submitted by crunch704 (Note: May not be safe for work.)
Ooh, baby.
submitted by hoopyfrood
You can play with dolls until they get back.
submitted by Leslie Becker
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