Weird Earl's Archive
It's not just filler, it's BACON!
submitted by Jeff Boone
Smile for the fauxtographer.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Follow the signs and laugh.
(NSFW) submitted by crunch704 (NOTE: Sarcasm/adult subject matter, may not be safe for work.)
A city on the edge.
submitted by AngelFelina, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Saints preserve us and bring us a love supreme.
submitted by Charles Glasser
Billy said: "What doesn't kill us makes us stronger." Barfy agreed.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Sometimes the social network is an ass.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Parody, adult subject matter, may not be safe for work)
Pow - right in the kisser !
submitted by AngelFelina, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Go retro!
submitted by Jeff Boone
Jane and Shane are koi about having a baby.
submitted by Moe
They're serving large portions of "WTH," mostly.
submitted by Jeff Boone
The new Commodore64!
submitted by Billy Rubin
They said it and will say it again.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Smells like a bestseller.
submitted by revegger
I've got a secret.
submitted by Jeff Boone
See the history behind Willie's wild and wooly story.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Bee-youtiful.
submitted by buzzy
Today it's "WTH?" by the numbers.
submitted by Jeff Boone
In fashion, it's the way we were.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Okay!
submitted by Billy Rubin
It's like "wrangling the midget," if you know what I mean.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Our reading for today.
submitted by Declare Yourself
You go, girl.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Sailors of the lost Ark.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks.
Cool covers, wacky products.
submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Caveat emptor)
It's a different kind of mashup.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Pictures that move you.
submitted by Jeff Boone
It's all bollocks.
submitted by VunderBob
So groovy. (Move your cursor around.)
(NSFW) submitted by MontereyGo (NOTE: Not for anyone who has problems with lights/patterns.)
Put the kids to bed already.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Adult subject matter, harp music, may not be safe for work.)
Yoga frees the body and mind. So does drinking. Here's proof.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Make it yourself and learn.
submitted by hoopyfrood
The bumpier the hair, the closer to god.
submitted by Billy Rubin
I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter.
submitted by Mirasol
You got a stick up your exhaust or are you just happy to see me?
submitted by Billy Rubin, with a jet boost assist from Rico
For funny stuff, it's all too flat.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Read, comment, unpeel the Onion.
submitted by Jeff Boone, who helped write the tag, thanks!
Board the Earthship ... or build one yourself.
submitted by Susan Gamble
Talk like Yoda, you will.
submitted by Of Tricor Bosda Di'Chi is.
Read some better books, starting with the titles.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Do they have Weird Earls in heaven? Guess we'll find out soon.
submitted by Not Rodamus
Make it through any situation, MacGyver style.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Save the World, Don't Do It!
(NSFW) submitted by user_hostile (NOTE: Adult subject matter, may not be safe for work.)
It takes brainsss to play these games.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
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submitted by twickster
Century 21? Use Century 1500 to sell your house.
submitted by Jeff Boone, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
For all your Pastafarian and Pirate needs, shop here.
(NSFW) submitted by J. Sparrow (NOTE: Satire/parody, may be offensive to some.)
Don't jump!
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Disturbing subject. If you feel like this tell someone.)
When you find them, we can only agree. (Put subject in the box, f*** yeah)
submitted by Jeff Boone
Let the llama spell things out for you.
submitted by Jeff Boone
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