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File not found. Laugh. submitted by twobookworms
Driving my life away. submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
They write the song of the open road. submitted by newboxcrayons
Read some new Bible stories. submitted by Rico
See the newest wrinkle in the fight against aging. submitted by Shannon Murphy
Hell's library, children's section. (NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Some content may not be safe for work, adult subject matter)
When Jarts are outlawed, only outlaws will have Jarts. (NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Dangerous, illegal activity)
You could go with this or you could go with that, it's your weapon of choice. submitted by Billy Rubin, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Proof that indeed we are in the End Times. submitted by Rico
Regrets, I have a few. submitted by FAS
Help the FBI decode a mystery. submitted by MHellman
If you meet the Buddha on the road, check out his website. submitted by Jeff Boone
We haz it. submitted by Mikki Betker, thanks to Billy Rubin for the assist
It's so obsolete even the site is old. submitted by crunch704
Tell them how you really feel. Be blunt about it. (NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Some content may not be safe for work, adult subject matter)
The beat goes on. submitted by Jeff Boone
The Dark Lord is everywhere. submitted by hoopyfrood
The discourse of process carries with it the illusion of agency. Or so they say. submitted by Jeff Boone
I can has meme. submitted by Jeff Boone
Fascinating! But Jejune. submitted by Funk45
It's all just ... wrong. submitted by Artsy
The feds are into everything. submitted by Ben Gilbers
Living the dream, a line at a time. submitted by Jeff Boone, who obviously has tiger blood
Not so much weird but very cool -- Letterpress? There's an app for that. submitted by Gutenberg
A product some guys will flip for. (NOTE: SO NOT SAFE FOR WORK!) (NSFW) submitted by Trouser Snake (Adult subject, not safe for work, maybe not safe for home)
Okay, today not so weird. But haunting to see. submitted by Jeff Boone
To protect and serve. Pigeons included. submitted by crunch704
Bored at the office? Aim to improve/improve your aim. submitted by Shannon Murphy, who was right on target!
Handmade, homemade, hopeless. (NSFW) submitted by Jillgat (NOTE: Some adult/mature content, may not be safe for work.)
You can leave your hat on. submitted by Ben Gilbers
In the whole wide world there is only one. submitted by the one and only Ben Gilbers
Let us praise badasses. (NSFW) submitted by MontereyGo (NOTE: Possible adult subject matter/language)
Publish or perish? This won't help. submitted by Jeff Boone
All kinds of amazing out there, see it for yourself. (NSFW) submitted by Shannon Murphy (NOTE: Some images may be disturbing.)
Ladies, put a ring on it yourself. submitted by Ben Gilbers
Have a great opening! Find that special gift for the goldbricker you know. submitted by Randy Seltzer
Wimp out with some videos. (NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Some content may not be safe for work, adult subject matter)
Do your thing for 20 minutes a day. submitted by twickster
Pokily-dokily. (NSFW) submitted by uncle squeegee (NOTE: Not safe for work, XXX rated, adult material, be careful!)
Fabio says. submitted by Jeff Boone
WTH, we like beer! submitted by Frank R.
Learn about the elements in a comical way. submitted by Ben Gilbers
Red, ripe time management. submitted by Jeff Boone
Every move you make, they're watching you. submitted by Ben Gilbers -- and we know where he is and what he's up to, he wrote the tag!
Do you print it or eat it? submitted by Jeff Boone
The site that really stinks submitted by Emily, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
The Truth, once Muffled, is now revealed. submitted by Billy Rubin
It's really more of a super problem. submitted by Billy Rubin
Rubber Ducky, you're the one, you make traveling lots of fun. submitted by Billy Rubin
Living proof it's better to give than to receive. submitted by hoopyfrood
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