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Get hip to the goofy game for dopey doctors. submitted by ThirtySevnInARow
Stop domestic violence with a Kiss. submitted by pfannstiel
The site so good we had to come back: Hey Kidz! submitted by Andrew Eddinger
Paranoia is just good thinking. And sometimes good research. submitted by Loren Hudziak
Good online sites make rotten neighbors. submitted by Billy Rubin
Victualize the world. submitted by nd_n8
Is your refrigerator running? Are you sure? submitted by hoopyfrood
Hang around for a spell. submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
People who really give a crap. submitted by MontereyGo
We couldn't have said it better ourselves. Starring Florence Henderson and a cas submitted by howilou
We're tilting! An old friend sets us straight. submitted by Andrew Eddinger
I has a secret. submitted by Billy Rubin
Jesus loves all the little pterosaureses of the world. submitted by calderon
And now it's time for "WTH." submitted by tofer17
See your candidate raising a racket. submitted by Gezellig, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Aliens, they're everywhere. submitted by Patrick Carr
Follow the bouncing bear. submitted by FrankR
A flower by any other name would taste as sweet! submitted by John L. Cofer, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Votecasting. submitted by James Sullivan
Number please. Also see here. submitted by Thanks to tofer17
IM ON UR PUTER CODIN 1337 HAX submitted by Thanks to hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, kthxbye
Did you ever know that you're my hero, you rat? submitted by Thanks to XaMcQ
Batteries not included. submitted by John L. Cofer
Have some poison, WTH! submitted by ason
Just the thing for Octoberfest. submitted by Billy Rubin
Cone-shaped for your pleasure. NOTE: NSFW. submitted by veglandia
Let's schedule a not get together. submitted by hoopyfrood.
Scared stiff? submitted by hellpop, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Unhappy ending guaranteed. submitted by User_Hostile
"I am."You bet. submitted by cwniles
It's Tezlarific! submitted by John Turner
Cover your boo-boo in flash. submitted by tofer17
Bathroom reading. submitted by tydirium
Demotivate yourself. submitted by Rico
Kiss my happy antiseptic butt. NOTE: May not be safe for work.. submitted by twistedechoes
It's more crap on the internet. submitted by Rico
Talk about your warm fuzzies. submitted by Terey
It's a little weird. submitted by FrankR
Engineered for real ultimate power! submitted by hoopyfrood
What goes around can come around all at once. submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Look up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane . . . oh no! submitted by Ceejaytee
Are you instructable? Roll up a frying pan and see for yourself.
See places all over the map. submitted by user_hostile
Put this on your calendar now. submitted by John L. Cofer
You can have my Zinfandel when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. submitted by BonzoGal who also wrote the tag, thanks!
You look like you live in Springfield. submitted by Shannon Murphy
You are HERE. submitted by Chris
This really blows. submitted by Ceejaytee
For the baddest ride in the warehouse. submitted by BlindBoyGrunt
It's a different kind of mashup. submitted by Briana Mordick
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