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You can have my Zinfandel when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. submitted by BonzoGal who also wrote the tag, thanks!

You look like you live in Springfield. submitted by Shannon Murphy

You are HERE. submitted by Chris

This really blows. submitted by Ceejaytee

For the baddest ride in the warehouse. submitted by BlindBoyGrunt

It's a different kind of mashup. submitted by Briana Mordick

By the signs shall ye know them. submitted by Paul Hope

Who wears short skorts? submitted by Barry Rein

It drives like a tank. submitted by Wind_Dave

Need an attorney? Need one bad? Here you go. submitted by pdesmond

Must be holy water -- or maybe lightning in a bottle. submitted by Loren Hudziak

Set off some fireworks at home.

And you thought horseshoes was a corny game. submitted by miamouse

Required reading for anyone in doubt.

One, two (trillion), tie your shoe. submitted by pdesmond

When it comes to zombies you can't be too prepared. submitted by overclockedkarma

Is that your third eye blinking or are you just happy to see me?

Because you'll ibuy anything. submitted by Billy Rubin

Batteries and miracles not included. submitted by hoopyfrood

Want your complete family history? Ask the experts. submitted by pdesmond

Do it yourself, your self. NOTE: Absolutely NSFW. Not tested for safety or anyth submitted by Nec

Hey, hey, we're the monkeys. NOTE: May be disturbing. Probably NSFW.. submitted by Monkey Mule, one of the nicer monkeys.

Now you know. submitted by Ben Gilbers

Mega-pixel. submitted by hoopyfrood

Let a thousand flowers bloom. (Click and drag.) submitted by Shannon Murphy

A picture worth a thousand words, give or take. submitted by hoopyfrood

Why does she stay with him? Beats me! NOTE: Adult themes, NSFW (especially if yo submitted by overclockedkarma

Beans, beans, the screaming fruit. submitted by hoopyfrood

Fashion is going to the dogs. submitted by hoopyfrood

Lingerie that's . . . enlightening. NOTE: May not be safe for work, it's light-u submitted by Monkey Mule

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? submitted by hoopyfrood

Proof that politics really sucks. NOTE: Not safe for work, don't open this at ho submitted by Chris Farquhar

Are you management material? submitted by Ben Gilbers

Once you see this, you'll be hooked. submitted by Musicat, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

All your Trek now belong to us? submitted by hoopyfrood

Do you need this? You bet your ass. Note: In poor taste, might not be safe for submitted by Monkey Mule

Ring my bell. submitted by veglandia, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Check out the pair of dodecahedron on that one! submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

The ultimate error message. submitted by Lynn Bodoni

Drivers in need of education. NOTE: Probably NSFW, bad language/attitude/driver submitted by crunch704

"The weirdness speaks for itself," they say. We say "WTH?" submitted by chuo hs

Here's your owner's manual, ya dick. Note: Male content, adult oriented, British submitted by pdesmond

Y'all drive careful now. And if you can't, talk to Bob. submitted by veglandia

It's the MIT college of free knowledge. submitted by Not so weird, actually pretty cool.

Is there a doctor in the house? submitted by pdesmond

Andy Warhol would be proud. submitted by veglandia, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Thumbs up for safety. (Warning: Not for the squeamish.) submitted by Cairo Carol

Hello Dolly! (And all your parts.) (Okay, not weird. Nice, even. It happens som submitted by Leslie Ross

What god has forgotten you can make from cotton. Or wool. submitted by Cairo Carol

Write it yourself, dummy. submitted by pdesmond

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