Weird Earl's Archive
You go, girl.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Sailors of the lost Ark.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks.
Cool covers, wacky products.
submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Caveat emptor)
It's a different kind of mashup.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Pictures that move you.
submitted by Jeff Boone
It's all bollocks.
submitted by VunderBob
So groovy. (Move your cursor around.)
(NSFW) submitted by MontereyGo (NOTE: Not for anyone who has problems with lights/patterns.)
Put the kids to bed already.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Adult subject matter, harp music, may not be safe for work.)
Yoga frees the body and mind. So does drinking. Here's proof.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Make it yourself and learn.
submitted by hoopyfrood
The bumpier the hair, the closer to god.
submitted by Billy Rubin
I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter.
submitted by Mirasol
You got a stick up your exhaust or are you just happy to see me?
submitted by Billy Rubin, with a jet boost assist from Rico
For funny stuff, it's all too flat.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Read, comment, unpeel the Onion.
submitted by Jeff Boone, who helped write the tag, thanks!
Board the Earthship ... or build one yourself.
submitted by Susan Gamble
Talk like Yoda, you will.
submitted by Of Tricor Bosda Di'Chi is.
Read some better books, starting with the titles.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Do they have Weird Earls in heaven? Guess we'll find out soon.
submitted by Not Rodamus
Make it through any situation, MacGyver style.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Save the World, Don't Do It!
(NSFW) submitted by user_hostile (NOTE: Adult subject matter, may not be safe for work.)
It takes brainsss to play these games.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
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submitted by twickster
Century 21? Use Century 1500 to sell your house.
submitted by Jeff Boone, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
For all your Pastafarian and Pirate needs, shop here.
(NSFW) submitted by J. Sparrow (NOTE: Satire/parody, may be offensive to some.)
Don't jump!
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Disturbing subject. If you feel like this tell someone.)
When you find them, we can only agree. (Put subject in the box, f*** yeah)
submitted by Jeff Boone
Let the llama spell things out for you.
submitted by Jeff Boone
File not found. Laugh.
submitted by twobookworms
Driving my life away.
submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
They write the song of the open road.
submitted by newboxcrayons
Read some new Bible stories.
submitted by Rico
See the newest wrinkle in the fight against aging.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Hell's library, children's section.
(NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Some content may not be safe for work, adult subject matter)
When Jarts are outlawed, only outlaws will have Jarts.
(NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Dangerous, illegal activity)
You could go with this or you could go with that, it's your weapon of choice.
submitted by Billy Rubin, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Proof that indeed we are in the End Times.
submitted by Rico
Regrets, I have a few.
submitted by FAS
Help the FBI decode a mystery.
submitted by MHellman
If you meet the Buddha on the road, check out his website.
submitted by Jeff Boone
We haz it.
submitted by Mikki Betker, thanks to Billy Rubin for the assist
It's so obsolete even the site is old.
submitted by crunch704
Tell them how you really feel. Be blunt about it.
(NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Some content may not be safe for work, adult subject matter)
The beat goes on.
submitted by Jeff Boone
The Dark Lord is everywhere.
submitted by hoopyfrood
The discourse of process carries with it the illusion of agency. Or so they say.
submitted by Jeff Boone
I can has meme.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Fascinating! But Jejune.
submitted by Funk45
It's all just ... wrong.
submitted by Artsy
The feds are into everything.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
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