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Need a car? Need a laugh? Go Ling! submitted by Billy Rubin
We hope these wise men take up the appeal on Coyote vs. Acme. submitted by Perry Mason
What's happening with that guy in the funky red suit. submitted by Kris Kringle
Have a brew, nu? submitted by that little ol' submitter Billy Rubin
When you care enough to send ... something ... anything .... submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
For the wages of sin are eyestrain. (NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Flashing lights/disturbing images, may be NSFW.)
Welcome to the land of animated gifs. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone, who also helped with the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Some adult themes)
Trim your tree with Style. submitted by The Chicago Reader
In Chicago or St. Paul? joH'a' ghurmoH maH Hoch wa'! submitted by The Vulcan Institute of Cultural Anthropology
Family problems? Call it out by the letters B-I-N-G-O. submitted by B. Serum
Because we have so much to be grateful for. Say thank you here.
Stuff your stockings with bacon! submitted by Alan Smithee
You've seen the best of YouTube but you haven't seen this. submitted by Jeff Boone
He's just in time for your holiday dress-up. (NSFW) submitted by Yukon Cornelius (NOTE: May be disturbing to some, not for kids or Baptists)
Not so much weird but quite wonderful, art and craft and music and math. submitted by pdesjardins
It's the upper crust of celebrities. submitted by Siam Sam, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
The number one and number two favorite website. submitted by arjie
Think the world revolves around you? Make it so. submitted by Michel Ardan
Two world leaders shaking their moneymaker. submitted by Jeff Boone
What was that you said? submitted by hoopyfrood
They're saving Detroit an inch at a time. submitted by Jeff Boone
He's back and kicking ass! submitted by Fear Itself
God is in the details. Google it yourself. submitted by Richard Wayman
Just like mother used to make from behind the bar. submitted by Cantrip
What all the well dressed Victorian widows are wearing these days. submitted by Jeff Boone
Welcome to WTH, featuring Wookies, Giant Squirrels, and Nazis. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
It'll make you sick to your stomach. submitted by F.Pu-du-he-pa-as
Computing has gone Bananas. submitted by crunch704
It's time for your lobotomy, Jack! submitted by Karen Lingel
Drinking wine, Spo-Dee-O-Dee. submitted by newboxcrayons
Find the spam, win no prize. submitted by F.Pu-du-he-pa-as
It's the social club that's right on the button. submitted by Lynn Swanson
Hold the barf bag, ugly dancer! submitted by Ben Gilbers, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Dejargonize sucky statements. (NSFW) submitted by Siam Sam (NOTE: Adult language, may not be appropriate for the workplace.)
Guaranteed kick-ass web pages! submitted by hoopyfrood
Hail to the Chief we have chosen for our artwork. submitted by Jeff Boone
See the world as others see it. submitted by Karen Lingel
Absolutely zombified. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Don't know the name but the face looks familiar. submitted by Lute Skywatcher
When a simple yes or no won't do. submitted by Jeff Boone,who also wrote the tag, thanks!
When curb feelers aren't enough. submitted by Billy Rubin
What's in your name? submitted by Jeff Boone
Because people want to know the damndest things. submitted by hoopyfrood
Yes or no? Stay or go? Find out here. submitted by Persephone3
Because you'll buy anything to be clean. (NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Involves body functions, may be unsettling to the sensitive)
Attend . . . if you dare.
Dick said, Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME? (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Adult subject matter, may be inappropriate for work)
Go get zombified. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Japanese-English telephone until it all balances out. submitted by Jeff Boone
Welcome to the digital pleasure dome, TRON style. (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult material, may not be safe for work)
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