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In the whole wide world there is only one. submitted by the one and only Ben Gilbers
Let us praise badasses. (NSFW) submitted by MontereyGo (NOTE: Possible adult subject matter/language)
Publish or perish? This won't help. submitted by Jeff Boone
All kinds of amazing out there, see it for yourself. (NSFW) submitted by Shannon Murphy (NOTE: Some images may be disturbing.)
Ladies, put a ring on it yourself. submitted by Ben Gilbers
Have a great opening! Find that special gift for the goldbricker you know. submitted by Randy Seltzer
Wimp out with some videos. (NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Some content may not be safe for work, adult subject matter)
Do your thing for 20 minutes a day. submitted by twickster
Pokily-dokily. (NSFW) submitted by uncle squeegee (NOTE: Not safe for work, XXX rated, adult material, be careful!)
Fabio says. submitted by Jeff Boone
WTH, we like beer! submitted by Frank R.
Learn about the elements in a comical way. submitted by Ben Gilbers
Red, ripe time management. submitted by Jeff Boone
Every move you make, they're watching you. submitted by Ben Gilbers -- and we know where he is and what he's up to, he wrote the tag!
Do you print it or eat it? submitted by Jeff Boone
The site that really stinks submitted by Emily, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
The Truth, once Muffled, is now revealed. submitted by Billy Rubin
It's really more of a super problem. submitted by Billy Rubin
Rubber Ducky, you're the one, you make traveling lots of fun. submitted by Billy Rubin
Living proof it's better to give than to receive. submitted by hoopyfrood
Need a car? Need a laugh? Go Ling! submitted by Billy Rubin
We hope these wise men take up the appeal on Coyote vs. Acme. submitted by Perry Mason
What's happening with that guy in the funky red suit. submitted by Kris Kringle
Have a brew, nu? submitted by that little ol' submitter Billy Rubin
When you care enough to send ... something ... anything .... submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
For the wages of sin are eyestrain. (NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Flashing lights/disturbing images, may be NSFW.)
Welcome to the land of animated gifs. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone, who also helped with the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Some adult themes)
Trim your tree with Style. submitted by The Chicago Reader
In Chicago or St. Paul? joH'a' ghurmoH maH Hoch wa'! submitted by The Vulcan Institute of Cultural Anthropology
Family problems? Call it out by the letters B-I-N-G-O. submitted by B. Serum
Because we have so much to be grateful for. Say thank you here.
Stuff your stockings with bacon! submitted by Alan Smithee
You've seen the best of YouTube but you haven't seen this. submitted by Jeff Boone
He's just in time for your holiday dress-up. (NSFW) submitted by Yukon Cornelius (NOTE: May be disturbing to some, not for kids or Baptists)
Not so much weird but quite wonderful, art and craft and music and math. submitted by pdesjardins
It's the upper crust of celebrities. submitted by Siam Sam, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
The number one and number two favorite website. submitted by arjie
Think the world revolves around you? Make it so. submitted by Michel Ardan
Two world leaders shaking their moneymaker. submitted by Jeff Boone
What was that you said? submitted by hoopyfrood
They're saving Detroit an inch at a time. submitted by Jeff Boone
He's back and kicking ass! submitted by Fear Itself
God is in the details. Google it yourself. submitted by Richard Wayman
Just like mother used to make from behind the bar. submitted by Cantrip
What all the well dressed Victorian widows are wearing these days. submitted by Jeff Boone
Welcome to WTH, featuring Wookies, Giant Squirrels, and Nazis. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
It'll make you sick to your stomach. submitted by F.Pu-du-he-pa-as
Computing has gone Bananas. submitted by crunch704
It's time for your lobotomy, Jack! submitted by Karen Lingel
Drinking wine, Spo-Dee-O-Dee. submitted by newboxcrayons
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