Weird Earl's Archive
For those who just can't get enough.
submitted by Ben Gilbers, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Man, He does everything!
submitted by Philospeed
Sure, try it yourself. (Sheep poo not included.)
submitted by hoopyfrood
Fight for your right to be stinky.
submitted by DC Bonavoglia
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . . where people had lives.
submitted by Neil G. Gimon
Come for the monkey, stay for the poetry. And watch out for your pants.
submitted by Ghanima
I will hug it and pet it and call it George.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Tie me up, big boy!
submitted by Ben Gilbers, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
You read it here first, it's time to glow.
submitted by drunkenidiot
Art that makes you hungry for more.
submitted by hoopyfrood
I have a question.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
For the love of god would you put on your pajamas and go to bed!
submitted by Neil G. Gimon
Underunderwear. (Warning: May not be safe for work.)
submitted by DC Bonavoglia
Play with your food.
submitted by Mouse_Maven
Shop at the Super Store.
submitted by Monkey Mule, superduper guy
Space . . . the final frontier . . . in motivation.
submitted by Bill Duemler
The Devil is in the details.
submitted by Dave Fuller
It's elemental!
submitted by Helen
For the most motivated players.
submitted by hoopyfrood
It's a hard habit to break.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Let's call a meeting.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Identified flying objects.
submitted by Cairo Carol
Wakey-wakey Part Two.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Wakey-wakey!
submitted by pdesmond
Get a big red candylike button of your very own.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Buy more than a salami for your soldier in the army.
submitted by Billy Rubin
And your point is?
submitted by Billy Rubin
A pillow you cannot refuse.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
He will forgive you rather than headbutt you.
submitted by Jillgat
It's in another language but it still comes out "WTH?"
submitted by Eric Ewanco
Talk about wired for sound!
submitted by Randy Schultz
Oh, nobody goes there, it's dead.
submitted by CairoCarol
Good thing we have Bruce Campbell.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Ride 'em, cowboy!
submitted by Vreemdeling
Next on the endangered species list: Buffalo wings.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Deutschland, Deutschland über kittycats.
submitted by Brian Sorgatz
Not the mother of invention, more like the the weird cousins..
submitted by Timothy Sansom
The Force is weird in this one.
submitted by BGilbers
A demanding web site some of you will be happy to pay for.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Another modern mystery and an absolute "WTH?"
submitted by Bobby Wise
It's Satan's area code!
submitted by Billy Rubin, who is going to hell, going directly to hell, do not pass go, do no
See what happens when you go play in traffic?
submitted by Jay Seeley
Whatcha doing?.
submitted by pdesmond
You know us by the name on the door.
submitted by Contrapuntal
How to contain your curtain climbers.
submitted by Scott Barber
Because they're such party animals.
submitted by Brian Sorgatz
Chew on this for a while.
submitted by gdg
That frog really gets around.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Make mine with Turkey.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
And now it's time for another head-scratching episode of "What the hell?"
submitted by CairoCarol
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