Weird Earl's Archive
There's opinions, and there's beliefs, and there's Ray Walter Swangkee.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Battle lines are being drawn. See them here.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Like an underwear drawer -- in your underwear.
(NSFW) submitted by joelwhy (NOTE: Involves underwear, may be considered risque)
Access to epic success.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Because you'll buy anything to be fresh and dry.
submitted by Miss Elizabeth
Speed date for a roommate.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Its a random world (even in linux).
submitted by veglandia
What's on the menu? Muffins and beefcake.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Make a wish for a custom Stormtrooper helmet.
submitted by C K Dexter Haven
I want you to cry, cry, cry.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Find that special someone so you can be as close as two pages in a book.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Where you can bearly wait to go on vacation.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Living proof that DIY has been done to death.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Oh Dear. Please!
submitted by hoopyfrood
Do not taunt happy fun cursor.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
Here's a dry idea if you think you might be all wet.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also helped write the tag, thanks!
That website is a disaster.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Do not try this at home.
submitted by crunch704
Count your blessings and your sheep.
submitted by kmacgowan
Click the ball and it will change color. Or so they say.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
The soundtrack sound for the epic fail.
submitted by N. Johnson
Faster Pussycat, Drink, Drink!
submitted by Jeff Boone
Perhaps the most squirrely website on the internet.
submitted by Dan Galvin
You write like a girl. Or a guy.
submitted by Jillgat, who writes like herself
It's the Zombie Home Companion.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Now with more cats! (Drag and click, see and hear.)
submitted by Rico
Science in the home: Blowtorch for breakfast!
submitted by twobookworms (NOTE: Do not try this at home unless you have good insurance.)
Have a Festive 4th! Color your world with fireworks.
submitted by Betsy Ross
We rule!
submitted by MontereyGo, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Celebrate good times, come on!
submitted by MontereyGo, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Marriage stinks.
submitted by chuckleberry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
No, actually I am just happy to see you.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: May not be safe for work)
God by any other name -- or any name you like.
submitted by MontereyGo
Very possibly the worst Weird Earl ever, a zit on the face of the internet.
(NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Visually disgusting/disturbing images)
And now it's time for another installment of what the heck?
submitted by Rico
You're the one!
submitted by Harmonious Discord
We love you Justin!
submitted by hoopyfrood
Hoppin' down the scary trail.
submitted by kmacgowan
When love has died there's only one thing left to do.
submitted by Mehdron
Mum's the word!
(NSFW) submitted by MontereyGo, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (Note: Female stuff, may upset some)
Enjoy the holiday with ice cream.
submitted by MontereyGo
Brother, can you spare $118,042?
submitted by Cantrip, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
They're having a senior moment.
submitted by Rico
Moo-ve it on over, Earl.
submitted by Rico, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
If you would be so kind.
submitted by MontereyGo
Not so weird but cool: Read something every day.
submitted by MontereyGo
Cecil Adams is a figment of Rick Perry's fecund imagination.
submitted by Jeff Boone, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Let's get loaded!
submitted by Rico, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
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