Where did Bullwinkle go to college?

By Cecil Adams

Dear Cecil: You posed this question in your first book but didn’t give the answer. I give up. Where did Bullwinkle go to college? Robert L., New York

Cecil replies:

It’s about time one of you guys took the bait on this. Bullwinkle’s alma mater, as every cartoon connoisseur knows, was the immortal Wassamatta U.

Cecil Adams

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