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Saturday, April 20, 2024

Since clams are bisexual, is that why they have a hard time finding an apartment?

By  Cecil Adams
   
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Dear Cecil: Since clams are bisexual, do you think that’s one of the reasons why they have a tough time finding an apartment? Larry Lujack, “Superjock,” Chicago

Cecil replies:

Would you want your daughter to marry one?

Cecil Adams

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