Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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Dear Cecil: This is something that drives me crazy every time I hear it: “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” Is there really a hilarious answer to this seemingly impossible riddle? Or is the hilarious part that there really isn’t an answer? Also, where did this riddle originate? Mary, via the Internet


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Cecil replies:

This riddle is famous, although it’s the rarefied kind of fame that entails most people never having heard of it. It comes from Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland. Alice is at the tea party with the March Hare, the Mad Hatter, and the Dormouse, when apropos of pretty much nothing the Hatter pops the question above. Several pages of tomfoolery ensue, and then:

Have you guessed the riddle yet? the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. No, I give it up, Alice replied. What’s the answer? I haven’t the slightest idea, said the Hatter. Nor I, said the March Hare. Alice sighed wearily. I think you might do something better with the time, she said, than wasting it in asking riddles that have no answers.

At this point most of us are thinking: Ho-ho, that Lewis Carroll, is he hilarious or what? But inevitably you get a few losers who say: Well, OK, but I still want to know why a raven is like a writing desk. One sighs wearily. Guys! It’s a joke! The answer is that there isn’t any answer!

Oh, they say. (Pause.) But why is a raven like a …

Lewis Carroll himself got bugged about this so much that he was moved to write the following in the preface to the 1896 edition of his book:

Enquiries have been so often addressed to me, as to whether any answer to the Hatter’s Riddle can be imagined, that I may as well put on record here what seems to me to be a fairly appropriate answer, viz: ‘Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!’ This, however, is merely an afterthought; the Riddle, as originally invented, had no answer at all.

Did this discourage people? No. They figured, that dope Carroll, he’s too dumb to figure out his own riddle, setting aside the halfhearted attempt just quoted. So they ventured answers of their own, some of the more notable of which are recorded in Martin Gardner’s The Annotated Alice and More Annotated Alice:

  • Because the notes for which they are noted are not noted for being musical notes. (Puzzle maven Sam Loyd, 1914)
  • Because Poe wrote on both. (Loyd again)
  • Because there is a B in both and an N in neither. (Get it? Aldous Huxley, 1928)
  • Because it slopes with a flap. (Cyril Pearson, undated)

Not bad for amateurs. But the real answer, to which the careers of Poe and Carroll bear ample testimony, is that you can baffle the billions with both.

Postscript: In 1976 Carroll admirer Denis Crutch pointed out that in the 1896 preface quoted above, the author had originally written: “It is nevar put with the wrong end in front.” Nevar of course is raven spelled backward. Big joke! However, said joke didn’t survive the ministrations of the proofreaders, who, thinking they understood the author’s intentions better than the author, changed nevar to never in subsequent editions. The indignities we authors suffer! Sure, we make up for it in money and groupies, but still, if in some book (e.g., one of mine) you come across a line that really clanks, be assured: It was funny before.

Why a raven is like a writing desk, continued

Dear Cecil:

A comment concerning Lewis Carroll’s infamous “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” riddle. The best answer I ever heard — and remember that feather pens were a common writing tool of the day, and that writing desks had inkwells — was, “Because they both come with inky quills.”

— Connor Freff Cochran, via AOL

Dear Cecil:

I distinctly remember reading in a dumb mid-80s comic book that one answer is, “Because Poe wrote on both.”

— Raistlin Wakefield, via the Internet

Dear Cecil:

Back in the 1930s, when I first picked up my mother’s dog-eared copy of the works of Lewis Carroll, I asked her why a raven was like a writing desk. She answered with a straight face, “Because you cannot ride either one of them like a bicycle.” Since this was true, and it was just as true as saying, “Because neither one of them is made from aluminum,” I always thought Mom was right.

— Anonymous, via the Internet

Cecil replies:

So, Mary. (Remember Mary?) You wanted to know whether there was a really hilarious solution to this riddle. Got your answer now?

Cecil Adams

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